Separate the babble from the bubbles
Picture this: you look out of your balcony doors into a forest. Stepping out onto your secluded deck, surrounded by tall oak trees, a small pool bubbles away. You hear the sound of a champagne cork popping in the background. Dipping your toe into the warm water of your private hot tub, you know that blissful relaxation awaits.
But WAIT. Is the tub clean? When did someone last switch out that water? You’ve just had a spray tan? What if the water turns brown? Oh goodness, what if your skin wrinkles up like a prune? And how are you ever going to relax if you’re only supposed to spend 15 minutes in the water?! That’s it, you’re out.
We all know there’s only one way to zhuzh up our staycation. Hot tubs and swimming pools are more popular than ever, adding a splash of luxury to our holiday. Yet plenty of myths exist about the best way to enjoy them. If you’re cynical about swim spas or a hot tub denier, read on for our myth-busting advice so you can relax in no time.
Myth: Hot tubs can magically clean themselves
Truth: Water that miraculously self-cleans through the power of… bubbles? Just, no. Don’t be had by a cheap hot tub provider flogging their self-cleaning tubs; our accommodation providers are quality hot tub owners who use sanitisers and pH levellers to ensure chemical balances (chemical-free options are available), drain the water frequently and clean the filters regularly. ‘Self-cleaning fairy’ myth busted - just don’t get us started on Santa.
Myth: The water isn’t clean unless it has a pong of chlorine about it.
Truth: So if hot tub fairies don’t exist, cleaning your hot tub must involve dumping a load of chlorine in it, right? Absolutely not. High chlorine usage is also a sign of poor hot tub hygiene. That whiff of chemicals might indicate that the acid/alkali water balances are out. Just like when you can smell yourself, if you can smell your hot tub then you probably need to get that checked out.
Myth: It’s totally acceptable to put bubble-bath in your hot tub water.
Truth: Unless you’re currently at primary school or a member of the Jackass crew, there’s absolutely no reason to put bubble bath in your hot tub. Sure, it might sound super relaxing. Or even a bit funny. But wading through a thick mountain of foam is hard work, not to mention stressful. And don’t even think about putting the hot tub cover back on to hide your mistake. The moral of this story? Leave the fake bubbles in the bathroom.
Myth: Staying for more than 15 minutes in the hot tub causes serious health problems.
Truth: Soaking in a tub raises your body temperature, and admittedly that does come with a few risks. No one wants to faint in a pool of 40 degrees. Well fear not, most guidelines suggest taking a break after 15-30 minutes, but it doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re done for the evening. Use that time to go to the toilet, top up your hydrating green juice or pet the dog. Then hop back in. Serious warning though - the NHS warns against using a hot tub if you’re pregnant.
Myth: Hot tubs will bring you out in a rash.
Truth: Unless you’re allergic to relaxation, there’s no reason why a hot tub would turn you red and raw. If (and it’s a big if) the tub hasn’t been cleaned properly (see myths one and two), some infections can be caused by small bacteria that enjoy those warm temperatures. Don’t be nervous - all our hot tubs are thoroughly cleaned and treated regularly by their owners.
Myth: Hot tubbing after fake tanning will leave you streakier than a dirty windshield.
Truth: Sadly for bronzed gods and goddesses, this one is actually true. Imagine hopping in the tub as Adonis and exiting stripier than the streakiest bacon. Not a good look. And your carefully manufactured glow might end up lining the sides of your hot tub; you don’t want to have that heated discussion when you check out of your holiday rental. Go for the porcelain look this year, and your hot tub will thank you.
Myth: Soaking in a hot tub is a one-way ticket to a urinary tract infection.
Truth: Wow, buying a hot tub suddenly seems like a terrible investment as we enter the gross end of the hot tub myths. Contrary to popular belief though, your nether regions won’t be infected by the act of sitting in bubbling water. It’s very, very unlikely that you will get a UTI from using a hot tub. The mere act of soaking in a spa will not cause an infection, but it may be possible if it isn’t cleaned properly. Again, check out myths 1 and 2 and trust that a reputable holiday home owner will do their due diligence.
Myth: The more jets a hot tub has, the more powerfully you’ll be pummelled.
Truth: Phwoar, check out the jets on THAT thing! What self-respecting spa lover hasn’t thought that when staring down the bubbles of a frothing Jacuzzi? Well hold your horsepower because it’s quality over quantity in the hot tub game. You’ll get a better hydromassage from the right placement of jets, rather than how many of them there are. Side note: this is also more energy efficient. And you can’t get sexier than that.
Myth: Shedding the pounds is guaranteed with a regular hot tub visit.
Truth: The educated people at Loughborough University have actually done some research into the effects of hot water on the body’s metabolism. The research shows that relaxing in a hot bath (bubbling or not) can burn as many calories as a 30-minute walk. But before you throw away your trainers, it’s pretty obvious that while a hot tub has some health benefits, it’s not going to be a substitute for a healthy diet and exercise. Don’t get rid of the broccoli just yet.
Myth: The hot water will stimulate heavy bleeding while on your period.
Truth: Unbelievably there are two contradictory menstruation myths doing the rounds; one says that soaking in a hot bath or hot tub will cause women to bleed heavily while on their period. The other says that the heat will cause the bleeding to stop completely. So which is it, mythmakers?! The fact is that hot water will help menstrual cramps, and that taking a dip can only help improve your mood and ease the pain. So our advice is to grab your cossie and don’t look back.
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